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This cartoon was suggested by Know 1 can hear you dream. The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-10-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

johnnyb
Re-open mirror universe onto his grave. ("I am evil Shat-ner! I am evil Shat-ner!")
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
In an ironic twist, he is reincarnated as a green alien babe.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Remembered to mind-meld with horse.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 23 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
He's left so much of his DNA all over the galaxy, some one was bound to clone him.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
He defeated God, where was he supposed to go?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
He only faked his death to make Pinchard leave.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
It turns out the Grim Reaper is female...
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
All of the omnipotent aliens he defeated wanted a rematch.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Somehow his consciousness was transferred to Subplot.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
He was so heavy, he just fell from Heaven.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 17 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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