Edward Scissorhands vs Bored drones

This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 25 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #394 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-10-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nodrog_CRC		B1: \"Why does he move so slowly?\" B2: \"His mother told him never to run with scissors.\' Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
evay		Kids today with their newfangled attachments! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Ensign Walkonpart		Drone 1: What is his function? Drone 2: Cut and paste. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Sev Wolf		Hmmm, someone got out of the wrong side of the regeneration chamber this morning Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Kes the sweet lil ocampa		Drone 1: You will be asseviliated... Drone 2: and your cutlery shall be added to our own. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
future-haefi		I hate the Casual Friday! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 15 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
ScottE Bemeup		We'd assimilate you, but you're too gloomy even for us. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 16 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
Fleetwood		1- Should we assimilate him? 2- I dunno...I\'m missing enough body parts as it is. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
crymeariver		Hey, the 80´s look is back in! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate:
crymeariver		...and just how are you supposed to open wine bottle with that? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: