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This cartoon was suggested by Francis Miranda. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 22 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #399 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv
Is that a challenge, Jean-Luc?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Stop trying to bribe me with screen-time! I'm not giving you your hair back, and that's final!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 24 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ilana
Are you kidding? Which evil omnipotent being do you think WROTE most of the scripts?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
I wouldn't be in your movies unless you begged me!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sugarman
Are you kidding? I've got a part on Stargate now, I don't need you!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Richard
No, I'm not replicating any more Red-Shirts, and that's final!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
It's the OTHER Cue that wanted to die!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 27 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
babtrek
How do you think barf gets in every movie, its not just coincidence
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 27 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mike Wille
I'm omnipotent, not omnipresent!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 25 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
BloodRiot
I'm Omnipotent, not Omnipresent.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 23 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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