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Better Quadrant

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This cartoon was suggested by Anubis. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #407 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-01-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

Alicatinlalaland
It's where old shuttlecraft go to die
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jo
We're not settling for Better - we're looking for the Best Quadrant.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Soporific
Like we need ANOTHER quadrant mad at us.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 20 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
unclespam
The Bored told us this time there would be no help if ratings drop.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
teutobod1
I thought this was poker night...shut up and deal.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 26 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crymeariver
Well, those of us with spaceships...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crymeariver
Ah, then you haven“t heard about your promotion... ... to Extremely-Far-Away Space 13...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Admiral No-One hasn't been there, and we go only where No-One has gone before.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
The whole quadrant was assigned to Squatty.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
It's already booked for the next 5 series.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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