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This cartoon was suggested by Sess-Pity. The winning punchline was submitted by Nietche Keen. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #414 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-03-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Ilta
Sevfleet learned that they tended to boldly go...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yostiemonster
PETA said it would be too cruel to subject them to our bland personalities!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 12 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ilta
They boldly go... all over the replicators.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
beats me... even quirk had his own trouble as toupet.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
3rd of 5ive
you have garak. i have neelix
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
I have a pet bun.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I had a goldfish but it died. Can they only swim in decaf?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
My pet coffee has a very short lifespan.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Sevfleet like to abandon me and keep you on a very short leash!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I'm already astray!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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