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This cartoon was suggested by Lordy. The winning punchline was submitted by Duke of Earl Grey. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #465 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-03-30.

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Everything I need is under my hair
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pockets are moot when your society doesn't have possessions.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who needs pockets when you have ensigns.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pockets are sooooo 2150's.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They rip too easily.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who needs pockets? I find better places to put my hands.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I got tired of hearing "Is that a phizzer in your pocket..."
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
One less thing to get torn off.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I prefer a man-bag.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I have nothing to hide!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 23 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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