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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-03-09.

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"WE GOTTA GREAT BIG CONVOY TRUCKIN THROUGH THE NIGHT...."
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 04:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Space is cold...we huddle for warmth!
Rating: 3.35 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 22 Feb 12:05 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're in the line for the only public restroom in space.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 22 Feb 01:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're in line for the only fuel station in space.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 22 Feb 01:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It beats laying down a trail of bread crumbs.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 27 Feb 11:36 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, it's like we're a wagon train to the stars.
Rating: 3.15 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 23 Feb 01:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're queueing at the Spacebucks fly-in counter.
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 22 Feb 11:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I only have to out run you if the bored attack!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 04:11 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
go ahead.....stray from the group...see if i care...just don't come crying to me when you get sucked into a black hole
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 5 Mar 01:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Camera lens limitations.
Rating: 2.88 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 22 Feb 02:17 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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