Ensign recruitment

This week wonders how you might entice someone to take the most dangerous, thankless job in the galaxy - the Sev Fleet ensign. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-05-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv		Son, this uniform will be the last suit you'll ever wear! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 15 May 04:38 AM | Rate:
dutchrheeren		We need spares. Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 18 May 09:45 PM | Rate:
Captain Treklin		We need to staff a new ship with expenda... err useful crew. Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 May 06:02 PM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		It's a job to die for! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 15 May 01:21 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		Green babes dig red shirts! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 15 May 06:32 PM | Rate:
NeonLizard		Free shirt in your favorite shade of red! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 20 May 04:31 PM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		We can gurantee lifetime employment. Not a LONG lifetime... Rating: 2.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 May 01:18 PM | Rate:
NeonLizard		Surprisingly we always have openings... Rating: 2.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 17 May 02:55 AM | Rate:
NeonLizard		You'd look good in Red! Rating: 2.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 17 May 03:00 AM | Rate:
Eric		You'll be immortalized, and soon! Rating: 2.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 18 May 08:06 AM | Rate: