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This week wonders how you might entice someone to take the most dangerous, thankless job in the galaxy - the Sev Fleet ensign. The winning punchline was submitted by Marv. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-05-20.

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Son, this uniform will be the last suit you'll ever wear!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 15 May 04:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We need spares.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 18 May 09:45 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We need to staff a new ship with expenda... err useful crew.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 19 May 06:02 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's a job to die for!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 15 May 01:21 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Green babes dig red shirts!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 15 May 06:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Free shirt in your favorite shade of red!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 20 May 04:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We can gurantee lifetime employment. Not a LONG lifetime...
Rating: 2.86 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 May 01:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Surprisingly we always have openings...
Rating: 2.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 17 May 02:55 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'd look good in Red!
Rating: 2.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 17 May 03:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You'll be immortalized, and soon!
Rating: 2.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 18 May 08:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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