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This week, you enter the character as well as their replicaterer order. Eg - 'Quirk: Alien babe, green, hot'. It can be any Sev Trek character (other than probably Quirk as that's already been done). The winning punchline was submitted by Rabbit, Kevinator and KnightMove. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

Kahn't Anyone Sing: Revenge... cold!
Rating: 4.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Wed 25 Jun 12:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unknown Ensign in destroyed red shirt: Shirt, any color but Red!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 25 Jun 12:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spook: The last digit of pi!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 26 Jun 07:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ensign Barkley: A little courage?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 04:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
repliator to mourn: I'm waiting
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 26 Jun 01:30 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Archer: Ratings. HIGH!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 25 Jun 07:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quack: This thing's ruining my business!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 26 Jun 04:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Emotional Mediocre Hollowgraphic Doctor: "... and how does being used makes you FEEL?"
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 25 Jun 07:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Replicator to 10 of 10: Forget it. You already have it all.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 25 Jun 02:20 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Red-shirted-ensign: One Widow-Maker, to go.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 26 Jun 03:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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