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This cartoon was suggested by Little green man. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #570 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-12.

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We don't. We figured it would be easier to just move the planet out from under it.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Sat 22 Nov 02:10 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well... if they tell you "NOT" to, I'm sure you'll do it somehow.
Rating: 3.47 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 20 Nov 11:55 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We put your ego under it and inflate.
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Tue 2 Dec 02:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The task will require an extraordinary amount of technobabble.
Rating: 3.41 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 21 Nov 02:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The hate of the die-hard Trekkies will push us all the way to Mars
Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 06:36 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sir, this is just the model.
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Fri 21 Nov 03:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You see that large rubber band positioned between the two skyscrapers...
Rating: 3.21 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sun 23 Nov 02:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We're going to need lots and lots of hot air. That's where you come in...
Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 27 Nov 10:08 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We shake the ship repeatedly and pull the tab on the main hull.
Rating: 3.12 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 21 Nov 03:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Logically, we need an engineer that's a miracle worker.
Rating: 3.08 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Mon 24 Nov 03:22 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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