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Choosing captain

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I'm getting quite psyched about the upcoming Star Trek movie. I've even persuaded Wendy to use the gold class tickets she's been sitting on for a while now (but as they expire in June, it was either Star Trek or Terminator Salvation - she chose the lesser of two evils). But I digress. Amidst all the special effects, one of the cooler scenes in the trailers is Kirk first sitting in the captain's chair. This week, we see how he talked himself into the captain's role. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2009-04-30.

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I know...rock, scissors, phaser!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 30 Apr 01:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You all discuss it; I'll just take a seat here and think about it.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 30 Apr 01:51 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Let's see who looks best with a torn shirt.
Rating: 3.90 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 24 Apr 12:10 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Aren't we technically supposed to try and find the old captain first?
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 24 Apr 05:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There's a logical way to solve this. Spock, what is it?
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 24 Apr 06:28 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll just sit HERE while the rest of you discuss it.
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 28 Apr 02:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We'll take turns. I get the first 5 year mission.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 24 Apr 02:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Last one to the chair is a red shirt!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 28 Apr 02:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spook, tell him I am the logical choice.
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 26 Apr 08:34 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've already moved all my things to the captain's quarters.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 24 Apr 06:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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