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Future self (SPOILER ALERT)

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I saw Star Trek 11 last week so brace yourself for a bunch of spoiler laden cartoons in upcoming cartoons (in other words, stop reading now if you haven't seen the movie yet). I had to smile at the writer's technique to avoid the whole canon issue - just change the timeline with time travel. I knew time travel would be used before going into the movie but I thought they'd just use it to tweak minor canon elements like where Kirk met Spock, what year he graduated from Star Fleet academy, that kind of minutia. I was surprised they went the whole hog and destroyed a whole planet. Anyway, I digress. This week has Spook react to seeing a version of himself hundreds of years from the future. The winning punchline was submitted by Latin From Manhattan. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-05-29.

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I see you have boldly let ourself go.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 20 | Submitted Thu 14 May 11:06 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It would really make my day if Quirk ends up bald and fat.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 24 May 03:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You better skip the trip home if this is what happens to your face when you time travel
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 27 May 09:13 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Then what are you doing in the past?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 27 May 09:14 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Thank God you didn't use a time travel method that leaves you naked
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 28 May 09:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Time is a cruel cruel mistress
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 28 May 10:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'll skip the "Peace and Long Life" line
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 28 May 10:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
When the hell do we retire?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 27 May 02:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I am beside myself with questions.
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 16 May 10:52 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I lived long. Did I prosper?
Rating: 3.59 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 15 May 02:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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