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Spook & Oohlala

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This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 8 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2009-08-26.

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Top 10 punchlines

Q: There goes my multi-racial kiss scene.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 13 Aug 05:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K: What are they doing? S: Vulcan Lip Meld?
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 4 Aug 05:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K: Relax captain. He only loves her for her brains.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 8 Aug 06:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K: He gets the girl, saves the day...What more can... S: Did you see his contract options?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 4 Aug 05:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K: "Can I give this reboot the boot?"
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 Aug 02:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Q:What the...! S:They were on separate pads when I dematerialized them!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 10 Aug 06:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K: What's she doing at his pad? S: Same thing she's been doin' there for months, sir.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 13 Aug 01:49 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kirk: Impossible! Check again! Scotty: For the last time Capt'n, the transploders aren't malfunctioning!
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Wed 5 Aug 12:14 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K: What are they doing? S: Ummm Vulcan Mind Meld?
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 4 Aug 05:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K You can just forget about Living Long and Prospering
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 6 Aug 09:38 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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