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Quirk's first mission

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This week is another look at the Star Trek prequel movie coming out (this is the first time I've been excited about Star Trek since... I can't remember when). As the movie's about Kirk's first mission in space, it wonders if Star Fleet really knew what they were doing when they unleashed Kirk on the rest of the galaxy. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #569 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

He's already made "first contact" with everyone else.
Rating: 3.79 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 26 Nov 10:26 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If he can talk to women, he can talk to aliens.
Rating: 3.79 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 26 Nov 11:25 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anything to get him lightyears away from my wife
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Wed 26 Nov 11:23 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We decided it was better to have him involved in foreign affairs rather than domestic ones.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 30 Nov 10:27 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As the father of a daughter, I want him off planet.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 30 Nov 03:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'd trust that man with my life. Just not with my daughter.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 27 Nov 06:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Better them than us!
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 28 Nov 03:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's that second contact, I'm worried about.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 27 Nov 12:18 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Trust me; he functions best when his shirt's off.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 29 Nov 01:53 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If they have females, he will find them.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 27 Nov 05:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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