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Implausible lipsync

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This cartoon was suggested by Nemi. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #333 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-11.

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Eric
The lips of all species say "bla bla bla" the same way.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 4 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
I'll turn it off and tell you, OK?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 4 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Richard
You called an intergalactic meeting to ask that?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 4 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
i tell you when we figured out why it translates french to a british accent.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
It only works if your speaking English.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Spindel
We all speak english, we just can't understand your accents.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
i dunno. we only use it because we ran out of babelfish.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
computer, switch of translator so i can explain you.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
yes, i do like icecream.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dettus
i just told you, but it translated everything as "peace treaty"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 10 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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