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Measly Cruncher convention

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This was an old idea I wrote years ago at the first sci-fi convention I attended. SEVNOTE - you can write a punchline for the puncher and/or Measly. Eg - there doesn't have to be two punchlines, there could just be one from the puncher, for instance. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #364 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-03-22.

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KnightMove
Puncher: When Picard shouted SHUT UP!", he meant FOREVER!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 21 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
KnightMove
Wesley: Why do you hit ME? Puncher: Jar Jar is not available...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 21 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TMar
P: Me Trekkie, you Punchball!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sweet_Venom
I'm an actor, not a punchbag . . .
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
KnightMove
Puncher: And yes, resistance IS futile!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 21 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
MarkTowler
Fan: I wanna punch you! Measly: Ah the usual $5 then, please
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 21 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
felix brun
Measly: It was the Director,it was the Director....he's sitting over there. Puncher: Yes he will get his part as well.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 21 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TMar
M: No fun being a punchball but heck, it's a living.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TMar
M: Blame Rick Berman, he has a fetish for annoying geeks!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 22 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
KnightMove
Wesley: The next but one, please!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 21 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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