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This cartoon was suggested by Angus McLaren. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #396 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-02.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mof
Data: Actually, we were both built at the same time... Lore: I'm just running Windows!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shlamko
B: They broke the mold after they made him. L: Which explains why he looks like they improvised when builing it!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Lard: I won't answer that until I've consulted with my lawyer.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Data: I was. This guy met me at a convention and started following me around.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Leer: Does it matter? We are both fully functional!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
B: I do not understand the nature of the request. L: That's 'cause you only have a 40 gig hard drive.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 29 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Lore: HE was-- I saw it myself!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 31 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Lore: HE was- I saw it myself!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 1 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mof
Beta: We are not sure... Lore: I used to use our birth records as frisbees as a kid.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
Beta: Acording to Lard, I was. Lard: He's a Beta type whilst I'm the production model.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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