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Piker twin vs Beta twin

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This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #453 where we decided the winning punchline. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-05.

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Wait until you meet Councilor Troi's twin.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 4 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I fail to see how his optical acuities are relev... oh, you meant something else.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He looks better than you too.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least mine has the same father.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sir, that's MY twin you're looking at.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 31 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To what do you attribute that odd perception, sir?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 1 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But Pichard's beats us both.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 4 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
B4, maybe, but he doesn't hold a candle to Lore.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 4 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And yours can probably whistle too.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 4 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
As the bard says, beauty is in the optical receptor of the beholder.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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