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This cartoon was suggested by TW. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #455 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-19.

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"Being rude" just got added to the list
Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ignorance is no excuse!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Boldly TRESPASSING!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 15 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We haven't decided THAT yet!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unfunny Sev punchlines!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just a Measley one!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Besides existing?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm sorry, but you have the worst French accent I have ever heard!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Absolutely nothing!!! I just love saying those words!!!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The crime of rudely interrupting me!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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