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This cartoon was suggested by Leander. The winning punchline was submitted by Gregory Griffiths (Space Law 499), Eric (Time Loop Anomalies), Eric (Expendability) and The Penguin Weekly (Grandpa). There were 25 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2006-07-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

Spacial Anomalies: Why they're so common and still "anomalies".
Rating: 4.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 16 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Space Law 499: The Prime Directive and How to get around it
Rating: 4.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Philosophy 203: Why All Major Systems Fail at the Same Time
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Uncertainties of Heisenburg's Principle
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 16 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Use of Crop Circles For Emergency Orbital Communication
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 16 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Weighing the Needs of the Many (Use of Velcron Scales)
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 16 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Technobable 101
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ENG-201 How to be a miracle worker
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ENG-502 How to save the ship in the last 5 seconds
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
CMD-255 Advanced Shirt-tugging
Rating: 3.30 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 13 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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