Klingoff first contact

This cartoon was suggested by Odon. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #541 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-04-11.

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Top 10 punchlines

Odon		Your Shakespeare plagiarized our greatest writer! Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sun 23 Mar 02:01 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		All klingoff first contacts lead to decades of war. We like it that way. Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Sun 23 Mar 04:26 AM | Rate:
mammakins		Nothing. We just *enjoy* decades of war! Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 25 Mar 12:28 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		They couldn't agree on a good day to die! Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sun 23 Mar 09:32 AM | Rate:
Nazgul		They beamed Tribbles aboard our ship. Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Sat 22 Mar 12:01 PM | Rate:
Tobias		They tried to sell us anti-wrinkle creme.. Rating: 3.36 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Sat 22 Mar 01:29 PM | Rate:
Mark		A gun beats a royal flush. Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 2 Apr 04:09 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		They rudely refused to join our empire! Rating: 3.15 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Mon 24 Mar 05:45 PM | Rate:
DVS		They called us agressive! Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 25 Mar 11:41 PM | Rate:
Lazaroo		You heard him-- they contacted first! Rating: 3.14 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 31 Mar 06:06 PM | Rate: