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Staying the course

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This week looks at that Next Gen episode where Picard and crew devise a plan to attack the Borg. Picard gets captured by the Borg and yet with all their plans now exposed, Riker stays the course. Makes as much strategic sense as McCain continuing Bush's plan to offer tax cuts to the rich in order to help the economy... but I digress! The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #565 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-10-10.

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Beta, don't criticize me when he's listening.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Fri 10 Oct 10:24 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do you really want to discuss with that channel open?
Rating: 3.70 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 11:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tell them we're bluffing. They assevilated his poker skills too!
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 01:30 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know, but it'll make a great cliffhanger
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 01:42 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's what I mean! They'll never expect the obvious!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 08:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You did press the Mute button, didn't you?!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 Sep 12:12 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oops! Time to go to the captain's quarters and open the envelope where he keeps Plan B!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 29 Sep 05:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What plan? We ALWAYS modify the deflector dish!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Sep 11:09 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay, then, just tell them we surrender.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 2 Oct 08:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well, the captain doesn't know that I secretly replaced the dilithium crystals with new, improved Folger's Crystals!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 08:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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