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Understanding technobabble

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This week, we learn the secret to understanding technobabble. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #502 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-02-04.

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I'm the captain. It means what I say it means.
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Compared to French it's actually quite simple.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Unlike you, I read the script.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 28 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You didn't think I was just a pretty face, did you?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you forgetting I was asevilated by the Bored?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Captains get a magic decoder ring to go with the chair.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't know, I just make it so.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You think Technobabble is bad, you should have been around before they outlawed "Acronyms"!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Secret decoder ring.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Via the auditory collection matracies adjacent to my cranium.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 29 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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