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This week wonders just how you can define a mission without being politically incorrect. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 22 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2007-08-29.

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Computer, end anger management training program!
Rating: 4.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 26 Aug 02:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fine, we'll just launch a probe!
Rating: 3.91 | No of Ratings: 22 | Submitted Wed 22 Aug 11:12 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
That's it! I'm turning this ship around!
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 24 Aug 11:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How's this: "Our mission: IMPOSSIBLE!"
Rating: 3.71 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 27 Aug 10:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You wonder why I have so little hair left?!
Rating: 3.65 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Thu 23 Aug 01:15 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Next time, I'm going on a *solo* mission!
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 24 Aug 12:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We could have been there by now!
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Thu 23 Aug 09:22 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, we wouldn't want to offend OURSELVES!
Rating: 3.63 | No of Ratings: 16 | Submitted Fri 24 Aug 03:50 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why aren't you sensing great hostility?
Rating: 3.62 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 23 Aug 01:48 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ensign! Find me a scriptwriter. Now!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 25 Aug 03:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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