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Galactic warming

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This week wonders what kind of environmental disasters might happen when the entire galaxy is your environment. The winning punchline was submitted by Doc. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #574 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2009-01-22.

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When he was in the academy they were still teaching that space was cold.
Rating: 3.29 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 01:31 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He hasn't seen the energy bill lately.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 09:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We need to put a mandatory decaf function on the replicators...
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 05:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He owns stock in a Dilithium company.
Rating: 3.09 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 02:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alaskans were never quite the same after Palin
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 11:24 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He's got soon-to-be beachfront property on an ice planet.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 11:32 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Too much facial hair overheats the brain.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 02:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No more character building episodes for him!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 05:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He needs all the character development he can get.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 08:47 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
He just bought a warped-powered hotrod!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 15 Jan 01:12 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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