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Multifunctional Deflector Dish

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This cartoon is the combination of two caption contests. The punchlines prefixed with 1: were for the first row (Pinchhard's Tan punchline), the punchlines prefixed with 2: for the final panel. The winning punchline was submitted by Leoricx (tan) and e of PI (tea). There were 31 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #412 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-02-20.

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unclespam
2: Don't EVER try to use it as a hairdryer.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 22 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
2: Yes, but that's why we have duct tape.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Tue 22 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lobster
2: If there indeed is, we get our money back!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
BiG EddY
2: Yes, and that's the reason why Tryhard is wearing a catsuit.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jabberwock
2: I'll reconfigure the deflector to answer that.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
2: No, it's the very latest in plot device technology...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 28 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
1: Ahhh...just the right frequency!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sun 13 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
1: Who could imagine a tachion discharge could generate such lovely foam!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sun 13 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sessy
1: Shame that we lost the manual and forgot what it was intended for.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Mon 14 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
1: What's a deflector shield?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Mon 14 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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