Captain envy

This week's two-parter looks at why Commander Piker is so keen on the captain's chair. As usual, the punchlines prefixed with 1 refer to the first row, the punchlines prefixed with 2 refer to the third row. The winning punchline was submitted by smurftums (ego) and DataDroid (hostility). There were 33 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #418 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-04-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

Zenopeep		2: The way I figure it, sir, if I marry Deanna and you marry Lxawanna, then we'll be related! Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Salt		1: Is there any response that won’t cause you to analyze my relationship with my father? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 30 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nietche Keen		2: You said I'd be captain when I ACTED like one! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 5 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mr. B		2: tugging DOES make you feel taller! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
DataDroid		2: I'm sensing hostility, captain. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
DataDroid		2: I am only trying to imitate human behavior... oops, wrong character. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
DataDroid		2: What do you mean? Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go shave my head. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
DataDroid		2: I don't know what you're talking about. By the way, I've taken up flute lessons. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
PADRE01		1: I heard starfleet was going to install a seatbelt. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 27 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate:
Cochrane		1: You can't get farther away from an exploding console on this ship Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 27 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: