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What use is Tryhard

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This week's Sunday revisits a theme from an old Sev Trek daily - what use is Counsellor Tryhard. The beauty of the Sunday format is it gives more opportunity to build the joke and sink the boot in :-) The winning punchline was submitted by RealmMan. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #443 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-10-26.

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Don't help me! I know this one!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 21 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I keep Piker distracted so that you can command.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ooh, I know that one - hold on, I'm sensing the answer...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm sensing feelings of worthlessness. Oh,wait. That's from me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know exactly how you feel, captain!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
By contrast, I emphasize your good acting...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ever wonder why your seat is so nice and warm everytime you sit in it?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Somebody has to point out the obvious.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can fight off any chocolate alien we encounter.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm sensing curiosity.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 19 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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