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Nitpicking out of phase

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Here we nitpick the concept of being 'out of phase' with the normal universe (the sunday cartoon gives me the opportunity to really nitpick the concept to death). The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil (Normal) and Rin DOK (Logic). There were 22 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #453 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-12-27.

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1: I always knew there was nothing between his ears
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Feels normal here...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Wow, talk about being out of touch with your subordinates!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Ten bucks says I can make him sneeze.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: We're in present time, so there's still hope for this script.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Just like normal, one ear in one ear out.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Fortunately, we brought the floor with us.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I'd give my right arm to change phase back now!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Great! Just when I got the velcron neck pinch right!...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 26 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: At least we know now that Piker has no multiphase beard!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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