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Hollowdeck mystery

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This week, we wonder what Piker does spending so much time on the hollowdeck. The winning punchline was submitted by Vay-Lann Marxx (photonic) and DataDroid (plot device). There were 30 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #456 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: Computer, end nagging counselor program!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Computer, run Piker In Command Scenario one...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Actually, it's just a golf simulation. But it's so much fun to keep them wondering...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Even if I can't get to Risa, I can always get Risa to come to me!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: rest assured, our relationship is purely photonic!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: This'll be my 30th Betazed wedding this week!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: She nags a lot less when she's taking the form of a beetle.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: I'm starting to wish I invited your mother.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 16 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: Just step around the plotholes and you'll be fine.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 16 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
2: You never question how replicaterers make chocolate!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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