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This cartoon was suggested by Jor. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2003-12-31.

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jabberwock
He can beam people up, but a beam can put him down. Fascinating.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jdwiseman
Quirk: Oh boy. That's how he got that awful accent in the first place.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leoricx
I'd suggest a mind link...but I've never been sure that there's anything to link to!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leoricx
Perhaps now we'll get some quiet...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Orion
Quirk- All...crew...prepare...for...impa
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
computer
Captain, he's been into the dilithium crystals again.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kiwi Joker
I wonder which has more dents, Squatty or Enterforaprize.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
trekkerd
That explains all the alien rubber noses.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lindelorendor
Apparently the ship evolved faster than he did
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jabberwock
Apparently the ship knows you too, Mr Squatt.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 29 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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