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This cartoon was suggested by Little green man. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Marv
Captain, there is an agitated young man in green tights here who *instists* on seeing you.
Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Those darn pirates are never going to know what hit them!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
AT
Sir, that course would take us directly through a plot hole!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Sir, that's the screen-saver.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
That's what happens when you forget your lines . . .
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Ah. A fairy tale ending.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
And to think Apollo said *I* was like Pan!
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andrew Dynon
Gym, you may have gotten old, but you've never grown up.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
NOW he remembers he doesn't want to get old!
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
That'll tie in well with the "undiscovered country" quote.
Rating: 3.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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