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Klingoff Shakespeare

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This cartoon was suggested by usman oyibo. The winning punchline was submitted by CptThomas. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #446 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-11-17.

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They don't, it just requires less brain power to quote than be original.
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Does "spear" give you a hint?
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Apart from the blood, murder and intrigue?
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Because it sounds so much better in the original Klingon
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At least he's not holding a skull.
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He revelled in the death of humans.
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He espoused "and eye for an eye".
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I've been wondering the same thing about humans for years.
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At least he knows what "wherefore" means...
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Something to do with playing with sculls.
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