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Miracle deflector dish

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This cartoon was suggested by Chris Rickman. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #342 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

dutchrheeren
Do you really think now is the time for a lesson in plot-hole dynamics?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kiwi Joker
We tried it on Beta, but then he started making popcorn.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
PsiTau
The real deflector dish is in Guanno's hat. This one just looks cool.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bob
I don't know Barf, mabey the Bored can figure it out
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Pilot3001
Barf, the writers and I are going to pretend we didn't hear that.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
It was originally a giant WOK!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
I KNEW I was starting a bad trend by using it as a skillet!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
But can we make it do its original job?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 14 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Obviously, they assimilated Squatty.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Anna_S
Darn that Swiss Army Company.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 13 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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