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Bored vs Lieutenant

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This cartoon was suggested by Jorge Mejia. The winning punchline was submitted by nice master. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #380 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

K the H
They've adapted...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
hypnotoad
So was Trashy Yard
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Steve
Then you didn't hear about your demotion, Ensign...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
You're irrelevant.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
If I wasn't in fear for my life, this would be funny.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Aw, look at that Barf... They like him!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 11 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Yeah, but you weren't at the opening credits...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 5 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
So is he!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 5 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
See Mr.Barf: those lieutenants are good for something!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 5 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Just keep thinking that and let the nanoprobes do their job!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 5 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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