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This cartoon was suggested by Francis Miranda. The winning punchline was submitted by johnnyb. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #393 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-10-13.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nietche Keen
Why do you think they call it "yellow alert?"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sat 9 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
The Captain often says "Number One, in my ready room". Must be the tea!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dave Roe
Sure, but we go into the bushes first.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
We prefer to use the term: bodily fluid extraction.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
Nah, that would take up way to much airtime!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 5 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
That's what shore leave is really for.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
Ah, this would be 20th century toilet humor, right?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tim M
Not since the last transploder upgrade
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 11 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Does this suit look like it has a zipper?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 12 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
I've had a core-breach or two!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 10 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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