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Primitive weapons

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This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 27 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #397 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Tim M
Quirk's corollary to Rock Paper Scissors: Illogic beats machine.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
C1ofUnknown
They forgot these weapons existed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
They are the Bored! Consistency is futile!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Just tell Ensign Ash to hurry up with that chainsaw.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Mr Barf, you have to remember that you have a speaking part, not a thinking part.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
It's the Clingon mating rituals that really finish them off.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
For once, the hollowdeck's lethality has come in handy!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
That's one plot hole I don't want filled.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Resistance is not futile. They will be perforated.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
benzino
Don't know but we need more ensigns for the catapult!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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