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This cartoon was suggested by Nietche Keen. The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #400 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-07.

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johnnyb
Trashy Yard and her donor card.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
They're "mood eyes", and I'm calm right now.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lobster
If they were red, I would look like an albino!!!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 5 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
Because my favorite color is blue. No, yellow! AAAARGH...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
wazmons
Because I couldn't see any colours stupid!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Great Wizzard
G'Kar had dibs on red
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
"In they go!" I said. The surgeons thought I said "indigo".
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ensign Walkonpart
All the better to SEE you with, my Dear.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
All the red ones were taken by the Sith.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Guano recommended them; she said it beats rose-colored glasses!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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