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This cartoon was suggested by Jonny. The winning punchline was submitted by BloodRiot. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #402 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-12-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

Sessy
They assimilated my hairdresser
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Keep those stupid questions coming! We've almost lulled this one to sleep!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 20 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
BloodRiot
My contribution to the collective.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
BloodRiot
Assevilation backfired when they tried it on Cpt. Gainweight.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
teutobod1
Like me, drones grow to 5'10" but their hair on reaches to 5'6".
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
After plugging themselves into power sockets every night, it would be too static for their taste
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Moradum
I'm not sure, but it explains why they made me a leader anyhow
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sev Wolf
I left my mark on them
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nodrog_CRC
Ok, so the Bored do have one redeaming feature.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Well they do constantly strive for perfection.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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