Vengeful Pinchhard

First Contact is one of the better Trek films (that's what you get when RDM writes the script) but one criticism often leveled at the movie is the character shift of Picard. He goes from a PC, utopian nice guy to a ravaging, vengeful Captain Ahab. What could cause such a dramatic change in personality in the good captain? There were 27 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2006-11-17.

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Mark		That only works when its mutual! Rating: 4.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
kk25		Oh shut up! She gave you skin but wouldn't give me hair!!! Rating: 4.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
dutchrheeren		Not now Beta, can't you see I'm busy? Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 12 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
padre01		The new principle is, "Forgive my intolerance." Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Polgara		Tried...to... resist...Decided it... was futile. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 12 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
eyes of betazed		They're just principles, not rules. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Slater		Didn't you get the memo? Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
OsamaBombadil		My ship, my principles! Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
eyes of betazed		I tolerate Cue. Isn't that enough?! Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		There'll be plenty of time to forgive and tolerate the Bored, once they're all dead. Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: