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Vengeful Pinchhard

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First Contact is one of the better Trek films (that's what you get when RDM writes the script) but one criticism often leveled at the movie is the character shift of Picard. He goes from a PC, utopian nice guy to a ravaging, vengeful Captain Ahab. What could cause such a dramatic change in personality in the good captain? There were 27 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2006-11-17.

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That only works when its mutual!
Rating: 4.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 16 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh shut up! She gave you skin but wouldn't give me hair!!!
Rating: 4.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not now Beta, can't you see I'm busy?
Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 12 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The new principle is, "Forgive my intolerance."
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tried...to... resist...Decided it... was futile.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 12 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
They're just principles, not rules.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 14 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Didn't you get the memo?
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 13 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My ship, my principles!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I tolerate Cue. Isn't that enough?!
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 15 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
There'll be plenty of time to forgive and tolerate the Bored, once they're all dead.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 9 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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