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Why Bored Queen?

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The whole point of the Borg was they're a collective where individual identity is obliterated. So it was somewhat weird that a Queen suddenly emerged in First Contact. The winning punchline was submitted by OsamaBombadil. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #517 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2007-07-20.

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You wanted order, and I give orders!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 18 Jul 07:41 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Haven't you heard? Resistance is feudal!
Rating: 3.69 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Tue 3 Jul 07:05 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You know, I was wondering why I need you...
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 14 Jul 01:04 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm just a figurehead, which happens to be a head with a figure.
Rating: 3.54 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sat 30 Jun 02:07 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who gave you permission to think?
Rating: 3.46 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Sun 1 Jul 05:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
A queen does not engage in collective bargaining.
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 30 Jun 12:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We let the men run things and look what happened
Rating: 3.45 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Sat 30 Jun 03:34 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
We were lost in the Deltoid Quadrant for centuries because none of you would stop to ask for directions!
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 11 Jul 12:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
To assimilate the 16 - 24 male demographic.
Rating: 3.41 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Sat 30 Jun 05:35 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
For times like these.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 4 Jul 02:58 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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