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Bored inconsistency

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This week wonders about Picard's curious inconsistency in mercy killing anyone who becomes a Bored drone even after he was assimilated then rescued. The winning punchline was submitted by Lazaroo. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #553 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-31.

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Top 10 punchlines

Number One, if I want a lecture on continuity, I'll attend a damn convention!
Rating: 4.06 | No of Ratings: 17 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 06:37 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Good point-- shoot to kill, unless its me!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 02:12 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, but I had three years left on my contract.
Rating: 3.86 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 02:56 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Technically, no-- we're in the past, remember?
Rating: 3.82 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 08:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, and I've been paying the medical bills ever since.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 01:36 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Continuity is irrelevant, number one!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 08:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You had your chance.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 04:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yes, I kill anyone who reminds me of it!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 07:51 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you gunning for my position Number One?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 06:40 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ok, you'll be doing ME a favor!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 07:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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