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This week has Barf and Captain Pinchhard recruiting an essential member of any dangerous mission - the minor character. The winning punchline was submitted by dettus. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-03-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

so much for "live long and prosper"
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 12 Mar 06:44 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
But it's just a red undershirt!
Rating: 4.23 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 6 Mar 06:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Permission to also bring Ensign Expendable.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 04:01 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How about you save time and shoot me now?
Rating: 3.85 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Thu 6 Mar 10:43 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What do you mean, minor character? My name appears in the credits!
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 11 Mar 01:47 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are you saying I don't have a life?
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 04:00 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
is this because i drank your tea, sir?
Rating: 3.55 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Thu 6 Mar 01:58 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Computer, end program! ... Computer?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 10 Mar 04:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wait a minute, I thought this was a recurring role!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 11 Mar 01:46 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hold it! Sevfleet Regulation #47 states that only ensigns are expendible!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 11 Mar 01:48 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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