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This cartoon was suggested by littlestar. The winning punchline was submitted by DataDroid. Keywords were entered by Admiral Memo. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #310 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-03-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

jo
I think I just found your mother a date.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 27 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Seeker
So that's why Sevfleet captains must be bald
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Laicairiel
You see why I fear fan conventions?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 26 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
E'hud
I thought you were going to save the clone for his birthday
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 25 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lannap47
Dont worry...Hair today, gone tomorrow...HEE HEE HEE
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 2 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hispaniola
Now we're stealing plot lines from Harry Potter!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 2 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hispaniola
Must've been from the eyebrows...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 2 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hispaniola
Remind me to restock the ship's tea supply.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 2 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Treehopper
The clothing ruins the effect.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 2 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Treehopper
Can you see the resemblance?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sun 2 Mar 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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