Admiral Gainweight

This cartoon was suggested by Little green man. The winning punchline was submitted by RealmMan. Keywords were entered by Admiral Memo. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #316 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-04-14.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dr. You-know Who		I asked the same thing-- they're still laughing! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Dr. You-know Who		I never let realism stop me! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sat 12 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Elvendaughter		My promotion orders got mixed up with yours - oh, by the way, you're about to be court-martialed. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 11 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Spindel		I threathened to let my hair down. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Spindel		Have you seen the crew I got stuck with? It's a miracle I lasted a week, let alone got home. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		They said since I turned a few days trip into 7 years, I was perfect for bureaucracy. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Angela Ehrlich		They thought it was poetic justice. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 10 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
The Penguin Weekly		I hit "Undo" after I wrecked my ship. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Maquis Princess		I threatened to make Kneelicks an actual ambassador. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Wed 9 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate:
Cmdr. Solomon		Didn't you know? You were fired months ago. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 8 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: