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Naked wedding

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This cartoon was suggested by Christopher. The winning punchline was submitted by Seeker. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #334 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-20.

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Top 10 punchlines

Einstein
Pinchhard: Let's hope she won't state what she senses... although it's pretty obvious.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
EvilDevil
Pinchhard: one thing is for sure, thank God we dont have to invite Quirk...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 19 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
You're correct. This is worse that Klingoff pain sticks.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 19 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. You-know Who
Pinchhard: Commander, I sense great embarassment and fear in you! Piker: That's NOT funny!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 19 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
IMU
Pinchhard: How about that local sports team? Piker: Oh, the Clichés are doing well this year.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
tlc
"Are you sure you're doing the right thing, Number One?" "Sir, with all due respect, this is my wedding. I'm not doing Number One!"
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Evan Muehlbauer
Pinchard: You told me this was going to be be a formal affair. Piker: It was... until I saw the prices for tux rentals.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Abi
Piker: Never saw the sun, shining so bright... Pinchhard: Yes, number one, and nothing but blue skies do i want to see!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Einstein7
Pinchhard: So, finally you're getting married. Piker: That was the last time I accepted a bet in a game of poker!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. Gonzo
Pinchhard: Is there a reason for this custom, Number One? Piker: Would you say anything but "yes" under these circumstances, sir?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 18 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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