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This cartoon was suggested by cap10rob. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2010-02-02.

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In space, noone can hear you scream. ("Scream" man)
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 25 Jan 06:34 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Bored cube looks like a pack of cigarettes with the writing Being assimilated is hazardous to your health. The Enterforaprize bubble: Is second hand assimilation dangerous?
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 16 Dec 08:19 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cube has a Medieval look ie Drawbridge, Crenulated Towers, Catapult "Resistance is FEUDAL"
Rating: 3.64 | No of Ratings: 14 | Submitted Fri 6 Nov 01:15 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I know space is cold, but that's just silly... (ice cube)
Rating: 3.61 | No of Ratings: 18 | Submitted Thu 5 Nov 12:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quacking is futile! (inflatable duck tube)
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 25 Jan 06:35 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Big Cubed South Park Face - "Oh my God they Assimilated Kenny" "You Bastards!"
Rating: 3.42 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 14 Nov 12:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Quick, shoot it full of... - never mind... (Bored Cube as block of cheese, full of holes)
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 6 Nov 12:02 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Now that's just pathetic.... (box that says "Bored cube will be operational by spring of next year")
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 17 Dec 05:59 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Prepare to detach saucer section!" (microwave oven)
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 20 Dec 10:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Counselor, control yourself! (Chocolate bar)
Rating: 3.38 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 6 Nov 12:29 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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