Railingless abyss

One wonders why the Star Wars universe has so many bottomless pits without safety rails (apart from the obvious answer that it's a great way to kill the villain). The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #410 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-02-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Nazgul		We're waiting for Jar Jar Binks to have an unfortunate accident! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
Allronix1		It's not my fault you hit a plot hole. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 11 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
Eric		Well, that would make it harder to throw someone down a pit, now wouldn't it? Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 11 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
CVN		Not my fault you didn't read the "Plot-holes" warning at the enterance! Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 15 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
Angela Ehrlich		Nobody was stupid enough to fall in until you came along. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 16 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
unclespam		It's because writers always belong to the dark side. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Thu 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
johnnyb		Since when have movie safety rails been safe? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
Ripper		That's what the Safety Inspector said, you'll find him down there too. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
Ripper		Too hazardous, anybody could trip over them and fall. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate:
Glorendil		Why do you think there are only two sith? Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 10 Feb 12:00 AM | Rate: