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It seems a trifle unfair that Yoda takes Anakin to task for having fear. If I were whisked away from your planet, thrown into a room full of freaky aliens and a glaring Samuel Jackson, I'd probably be a bit afraid too. This week's Sunday cartoon was unique in that it ran over two weeks - the first week being for Anarchy's punchline in the top row, the second week being for Mince Windbag's punchline in the last panel. All punchlines for the top row start with '1: ', all punchlines for the 3rd row start with '2: '. The winning punchline was submitted by Sess-Pity (homework) and glorendil (point). There were 36 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #400 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-11-28.

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Lobster
1: Is he your puppet master??
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 26 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Marv
2: One of these days I'm gona dump you on some swamp planet or something...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
2: I sense much hot air in you.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nazgul
2: Are we there yet?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 29 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tom O Bedlam
2: This is NOT what I meant by leadership.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 30 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
caeruleus
2: And you wonder why you are stil single?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 1 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
2: If you say "fear," you're dead!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Sat 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
C of D
1: He's doing his Pulp Fiction thing!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 21 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
1: How did he know I'm scared of puppets?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 21 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Shlamko
1: I've just seen the forcoming speech in the trailer.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sun 21 Nov 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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