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Choking Anarchy

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Anarchy Flyswatter was a sweet young boy, innocent, loving but a slight tendency to choke his minions to death if they displeased him. The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins (No choking minions) and The Great Wizzard (Nagging, rehashed from Mindmelda). There were 23 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #442 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-10-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

1: Don't get too choked up about it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: The psychiatrist told me its a good way to relieve childhood stress.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Did Trooper Jerome fail you for the last time again, dear?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Looks like Action Man, Optimus Prime and He-man have managed to escape from his space fortress again!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: ...and all because he lacks a father figure in his life...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Let's just say I hope he'll never get a management position anywhere...It'd be a carnage!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: I do hope he'll learn some manners at Palpatine's private school.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: That's not the Bar Bar Jinx doll, sweetie.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: They're toys, not voodoo dolls, dear.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
1: Let's hope that behavior isn't habit forming . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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